OMG!

[fightingthecage]

O_O!!

I just read a fic where Jack Bauer is described as 'omni-potently gorgeous'...

*stuffs fist in mouth to suppress overwhelming giggles*

Seriously, who writes this...?!

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[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

*rushes to dictionary.com*

Oh hell yeah, I see what you mean! :D

But, I just have to share...from the same fic...

“I love you,” he whispered, “with every inch of my soul, I love you.”

Now, doesn't that sound like something Jack would say? Oh yes, most definitely...

*asphyxiates from too much giggling*

[shadowofdoubt.livejournal.com]

That's ridiculous. Souls don't have inches.

Other things do, however . . . *hauls Jack into a dark corner, is loved with every inch of something that most certainly is not Jack's soul*

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

Grrrr! I was just about to do that! *smites*

Other Things This Fic Has Taught Me: Next time I'm shagging a guy and he 'locks his eyes with mine' I will automatically sense (with ninja-like psychic powers) that he wants to shag me in the arse and turn over for him. Apparently, thats what it means if a guy looks at you. Go figure.

[shadowofdoubt.livejournal.com]

THAT'S what it means?! Fuck! Look at all the shagging I've missed!

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!! I'm kicking myself now, let me tell ya. Oh well, next time I 'lock eyes' with a guy, I shall know immediately what to do...

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

Can I also just say...love your icon. Ain't he cute?! I just love it when he kisses other guys. *squish*

[shadowofdoubt.livejournal.com]

It's one of my favorites, and guh, yes. Boykissing. <3!

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

Boykissing. Unf.

Totally pissed Kiefer. Guh.

Totally Pissed Kiefer engaging in Boykissing? *death*