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I just read a fic where Jack Bauer is described as 'omni-potently gorgeous'...
*stuffs fist in mouth to suppress overwhelming giggles*
Seriously, who writes this...?!
I just read a fic where Jack Bauer is described as 'omni-potently gorgeous'...
*stuffs fist in mouth to suppress overwhelming giggles*
Seriously, who writes this...?!
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Date: 2005-04-17 01:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-17 01:57 am (UTC)Oh hell yeah, I see what you mean! :D
But, I just have to share...from the same fic...
“I love you,” he whispered, “with every inch of my soul, I love you.”
Now, doesn't that sound like something Jack would say? Oh yes, most definitely...
*asphyxiates from too much giggling*
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Date: 2005-04-17 02:05 am (UTC)Other things do, however . . . *hauls Jack into a dark corner, is loved with every inch of something that most certainly is not Jack's soul*
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Date: 2005-04-17 02:12 am (UTC)Other Things This Fic Has Taught Me: Next time I'm shagging a guy and he 'locks his eyes with mine' I will automatically sense (with ninja-like psychic powers) that he wants to shag me in the arse and turn over for him. Apparently, thats what it means if a guy looks at you. Go figure.
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Date: 2005-04-17 02:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-17 02:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-17 02:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-17 02:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-17 02:59 am (UTC)Totally pissed Kiefer. Guh.
Totally Pissed Kiefer engaging in Boykissing? *death*
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Date: 2005-04-17 02:29 am (UTC)Although it's not as good as the fic where Michelle listens to Wonderwall and thinks about Tony, really.
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Date: 2005-04-17 02:32 am (UTC)*snorfle* WHAT? Dude, I'll show you mine if you show me yours....
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Date: 2005-04-17 05:18 am (UTC)Okay, what's yours?
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Date: 2005-04-17 09:05 am (UTC)LOL! I hope I will never accidentially find this fic. :(
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Date: 2005-04-17 09:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-17 04:55 pm (UTC)Badfic is so much fun when you're in the right mood though! I can't believe all the stuff up on ff.net at the moment! Lots of horrible Tony/Michelle stuff and an awful Jack/Audrey fic (with 2 authors) that I can't understand at all! LOL
I love talking trash about fics I don't like - and I sure hope people are having lots of fun picking on my fics as well! :)
I leave you with the funniest line ever written in 24 fanfic (it's from a Jack/Kate fic):
After 30 minutes of the kind of glorious passion that only two beautiful people with perfect bodies can have, they got out of the tub and dried each other off.
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Date: 2005-04-17 05:12 pm (UTC)ROTFLMFAO!! Dude! I know exactly which fic that's from! And OMG, I almost killed myself laughing when I read it too! Yeah, just....yeah. LOL! It speaks for itself really! :D The terms Mary Sue and Gary Stu just dont say enough about that particular story. Gee, wouldn't it be swell if the world was really like that? *gag*
And Lord...I spent a while reading the fic 'recommended' to me by Catch22girl this morning - it's the funnist 45 minutes I can ever remember having. There were literally tears streaming down my face and I think I pulled a muscle in my side. 'Michelle's fleeing you Tony!' Yes, that was an actual line, spoken by Jack no less.... O_O
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Date: 2005-04-17 06:12 pm (UTC)I believe it's in that fic I quoted above that Jack tells Kate he loves her before they ever have sex... Yeah, right! I believe I have ranted about this before in my LJ... Did you find those rants btw?
Feel free to pm me some "recommendations" in Meg's forum later! Just in case I need a good laugh!
I'm still catching up with your latest fic! I love that you update so often - I have lots to read now! :D
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Date: 2005-04-17 06:21 pm (UTC)Oh I know...just *shakes head in disbelief* There are no words sometimes. And no, I haven't found the rants yet - but I will, count on it! Just been busy writing. I'm looking forward to them though! :D
I just cant seem to stop writing it, it's almost troubling. Except today, because the football was on... :) Lol, but in general, I've discovered a Jack/Ramon fisation that I never knew I had. Delicious! I hope you like the latest chapters. :)
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Date: 2005-04-17 08:33 pm (UTC)Dude, seriously. It never fails to amuse me how some authors try and describe Jack physically. And the one thing I think half the time when I read certain fics--like the one Rachel recommended to me this morning, which is probably the same one you mentioned in a comment--where are all his scars? I don't care if canon probably ignores that. I'm assuming Jack's torso = not pretty.
Now excuse me while I go on a crazy suicide mission to rescue Jack from the badfic writers.