Some girls they want to collect their men, they wear them like notches on a gun...

Life is so weird lately. Every day is running into the next in a total blur. Partly this is to do with waaaay too much alcohol and too many drugs but mostly, its to do with all the sex. Or pending sex, I should say.

( Cut in case of sensitive ears or whatever (as if sex isn't a great motivator for using lj in the first place). And possibly TMI. )

Anyway. Crushing aside - I have one free day to pack all my belongings up and arrange a place to store them. And maybe even find somewhere to live in the three days I have left open to me. The manager of the hotel has forgotten that I asked her if I could move in there, so that may be a no-go when I remind her. We'll see. I'm not worried about it because there are always options available if you know where to look.

That's RL anyway. I had meant to say Merry Christmas (or Happy Holidays to those who celebrate other things at this time of year etc) to all my flist on the 25th, but have been distracted. So I'm saying it now - I hope everyone has had a fantastic time and that the New Year will be utterly fabulous for all.

Engineer wishing he was home in bed, dreamin' 'bout Casey Jones

AhahahahneardeathexperienceHAHAHAHAHA! *white face*

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Earlier today:

Katie: 'Coming out for a few drinks tonight?'
Me: 'Ugh. OK, sure.'

30 minutes later:

Katie: 'I really fancy going bowling. Haven't been bowling in ages, what'cha reckon?'
Me: *thinks its a better idea than going out for yet more beer* 'Sure! That'll be a laugh.'

Few hours later:

Me: *sucks at bowling*
Katie and Alex: *laughing at me while getting multiple strikes*
Me: *scores a left handed strike with the last ball of the game, HA!*

Twenty minutes later (driving home, following a VERY BRIGHTLY COLOURED (in flourescent orange and yellow stripes) ambulance):

Katie: 'Look at the state of the Christmas lights on that house!' *leans across me with eyes not on road*

Ambulance: *stops due to drunk man staggering across road*

Me: *sees Orange approaching at speed* KAAAATIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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*eyes closed*

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*peeps. Orange still approaching, world in slow motion*

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Oh fuck, we're going to hiiiiiiiiiit it.....

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*brakes squeal brakes squeal brakes squeal*

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*silence*


Alex: Oh my fucking God.

Me: Jesus fucking Christ.

Katie: '...'

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Life's never boring at least.