fightingthecage | Engineer wishing he was home in bed, dreamin' 'bout Casey Jones

AhahahahneardeathexperienceHAHAHAHAHA! *white face*

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Earlier today:

Katie: 'Coming out for a few drinks tonight?'
Me: 'Ugh. OK, sure.'

30 minutes later:

Katie: 'I really fancy going bowling. Haven't been bowling in ages, what'cha reckon?'
Me: *thinks its a better idea than going out for yet more beer* 'Sure! That'll be a laugh.'

Few hours later:

Me: *sucks at bowling*
Katie and Alex: *laughing at me while getting multiple strikes*
Me: *scores a left handed strike with the last ball of the game, HA!*

Twenty minutes later (driving home, following a VERY BRIGHTLY COLOURED (in flourescent orange and yellow stripes) ambulance):

Katie: 'Look at the state of the Christmas lights on that house!' *leans across me with eyes not on road*

Ambulance: *stops due to drunk man staggering across road*

Me: *sees Orange approaching at speed* KAAAATIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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*eyes closed*

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*peeps. Orange still approaching, world in slow motion*

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Oh fuck, we're going to hiiiiiiiiiit it.....

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*brakes squeal brakes squeal brakes squeal*

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*silence*

Alex: Oh my fucking God.

Me: Jesus fucking Christ.

Katie: '...'

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Life's never boring at least.