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fightingthecageAhahahahneardeathexperienceHAHAHAHAHA! *white face*
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Earlier today:
Katie: 'Coming out for a few drinks tonight?'
Me: 'Ugh. OK, sure.'
30 minutes later:
Katie: 'I really fancy going bowling. Haven't been bowling in ages, what'cha reckon?'
Me: *thinks its a better idea than going out for yet more beer* 'Sure! That'll be a laugh.'
Few hours later:
Me: *sucks at bowling*
Katie and Alex: *laughing at me while getting multiple strikes*
Me: *scores a left handed strike with the last ball of the game, HA!*
Twenty minutes later (driving home, following a VERY BRIGHTLY COLOURED (in flourescent orange and yellow stripes) ambulance):
Katie: 'Look at the state of the Christmas lights on that house!' *leans across me with eyes not on road*
Ambulance: *stops due to drunk man staggering across road*
Me: *sees Orange approaching at speed* KAAAATIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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*eyes closed*
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*peeps. Orange still approaching, world in slow motion*
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Oh fuck, we're going to hiiiiiiiiiit it.....
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*brakes squeal brakes squeal brakes squeal*
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*silence*
Alex: Oh my fucking God.
Me: Jesus fucking Christ.
Katie: '...'
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Life's never boring at least.
