'I'm not drinking it out of that container. Now take off your clothes.'

[fightingthecage]

I just...kinda accidentally...read Harry/Draco coffe enema fic.

DO NOT ASK TO READ IT! Because I will link you to the community that then thrashed it to pieces and you will end up feeling as sick as I do right now.

Ugh.

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[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

I think it would probably be difficult to miss in the HP fandom, now I think of it. I mean, it's not exactly inconspicuous...though I really wish it were.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

...there cannot, cannot, be anything worse than that. Surely.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

...oh my God. Are you serious? Noooooooooooo......

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

I really really wouldn't want to read that. It just sounds fucking gross.

Lucius and Draco were fucking a skull? Whose skull? Together? Seperately? And just...what?

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

What?

WHAT?!

Oh my God. What is wrong with people?

...OK, so now I definitely want to read this. Just to witness the horror. Any idea where its at?

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

*clicks tentatively*

If I have nightmares tonight, I'm totally blaming you. Thanks for finding it though!

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

Well. Um.

If you divorce yourself from the sheer disgustingness of the subject matter, then it's not so bad. But then...if you do think about it (as I just have), then its possibly the worst thing ever written. I mean, what is the point of it? Just for the sake of it?

But. Uh. Yeah, I don't really know what to say. I guess it deserves its infamity.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

No. I can see why it could be annoying. It just seems gratuitous and someone amusing themselves. Its just...kinda gross.

I feel quite blank now. Weird.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

BWHAHA! Sad thing is, you might just be right.

[weaverandom.livejournal.com]

I remember that one. (WHO WOULDN'T? URGH) It came out when the funniest trend around el jay was "lol, the actual definition of 'squick' from before fandom was cutting a hole in someone's skull and fucking their brain, quick guys write this fic!"

I'm glad only one person did.

I kind of wish I hadn't been reminded that it existed...