'I'm not drinking it out of that container. Now take off your clothes.'

[fightingthecage]

I just...kinda accidentally...read Harry/Draco coffe enema fic.

DO NOT ASK TO READ IT! Because I will link you to the community that then thrashed it to pieces and you will end up feeling as sick as I do right now.

Ugh.

Comments

[silverpenlight.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, I read that. And it was just - gag. Seriously.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

HOW DID YOU SURVIVE AFTERWARDS WITHOUT ALWAYS BEING SICK?! *bleurgh*

[silverpenlight.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW. I KNOW I ACTUALLY THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE.

*shudders*

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

Worst kink!smut I have ever read. For srs.

[newredshoes]

...my brain hurts.

Also, I think, my stomach.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

I swear to everything holy, if you read it then everything would hurt, always. Forever. *bleaches brain*

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

...I am not going to read it. I don't even know where to find it.

For this, I am truly thankful.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

Be thankful. Be VERY THANKFUL! *shudders*

[shadowofdoubt.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, oh God, please link me. I skipped sleep last night so I could really use some coffee right now, even if it's emerging from Harry Potter's ass. (Somehow I'm assuming Draco wouldn't let himself be defiled in such a way.)

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

...and you would be utterly wrong on that point. *snicker*

It's truly a dreadful fic. And I should say, I didn't read the whole fic, just the trashing of it in a comm. I was glad I didn't stumble across the thing unprepared because then I would be without a support group for the tramua.

It can be found here. Truly, a work of extreme Gross. *shudders*

[shadowofdoubt.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, I just laughed so hard that I had tears running down my cheeks. That was HORRIBLE. XD

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

heh. 'Horrible' is about the mildest word I can think of for it.

[walksbyherself]

I think I have read the fic of which you speak, many moons ago. I think I was too blown away by the ridiculousness of it to be properly nauseated.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

The ridiculousness and the disgusting content conspired against me to make me nauseous. Even now, hours later. *squick*

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

I think it would probably be difficult to miss in the HP fandom, now I think of it. I mean, it's not exactly inconspicuous...though I really wish it were.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

...there cannot, cannot, be anything worse than that. Surely.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

...oh my God. Are you serious? Noooooooooooo......

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

I really really wouldn't want to read that. It just sounds fucking gross.

Lucius and Draco were fucking a skull? Whose skull? Together? Seperately? And just...what?

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

What?

WHAT?!

Oh my God. What is wrong with people?

...OK, so now I definitely want to read this. Just to witness the horror. Any idea where its at?

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

*clicks tentatively*

If I have nightmares tonight, I'm totally blaming you. Thanks for finding it though!

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

Well. Um.

If you divorce yourself from the sheer disgustingness of the subject matter, then it's not so bad. But then...if you do think about it (as I just have), then its possibly the worst thing ever written. I mean, what is the point of it? Just for the sake of it?

But. Uh. Yeah, I don't really know what to say. I guess it deserves its infamity.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

No. I can see why it could be annoying. It just seems gratuitous and someone amusing themselves. Its just...kinda gross.

I feel quite blank now. Weird.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

BWHAHA! Sad thing is, you might just be right.

[weaverandom.livejournal.com]

I remember that one. (WHO WOULDN'T? URGH) It came out when the funniest trend around el jay was "lol, the actual definition of 'squick' from before fandom was cutting a hole in someone's skull and fucking their brain, quick guys write this fic!"

I'm glad only one person did.

I kind of wish I hadn't been reminded that it existed...

[libbi.livejournal.com]

Good God, that fic was an eye-opener.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

Opened a few other things as well, for Draco at least.

*still feels sick*