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I am the tool to end all tools. No, seriously.

All this time I've been banging on about doing that stupid Hamlet essay so I can send it off to Oxford? I check the paperwork today and find that no, actually, everything had to be in by the tenth.

This goes down as one of my all-time favourite fuck ups, for real. BLAH! So now...I'll wait and see, I guess. Keep going to college (I made it in for a whole lesson today, go me!), see whether all the others accept me. And when I have the grades, I'll...either take one of those places or wait a year and re-apply to Oxford next September.

I am stupid. No, really.