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The World according to America.

I. Am. So. Ded.

Standard Disclaimer: I'm pretty damn sure none of the Americans on my flist think this way. If you do, please make yourselves known so I can stare in horror at you.

If anyone wants to know where I found that, it was in a comment replying to this post in overheardnyc

Teen girl #1: Okay. Maybe I'm, like, retarded for not knowing this,
but...did you guys know that other countries have national anthems, too?
Teen girl #2: Duh! It's the same song, in different languages!

--Bay Ridge


Overheard by: Lysa

Overall just - BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ETA: Another one! HEE!

Lol - this was a quick exchange between my buddy SuiteM and I on the FOX 24 board, during a discussion about Jack/Tony threesomes (which quickly descended into an Hey-I-love-slash-as-well!! circle of confession...)

So yeah - I'm officially a Jack/Paul shipper. Not quite as much as Jack/Tony, but getting there...

SM: That's because TheirLoveIsSoOldFashionedAndDuel-y!

FTC: Isn't it though? All 'You cad!' and throwing gauntlets to the floor etc... *drools*

SM:  Lol! "I can hear it in her voice and I will fight to keep those feelings alive... but my will is weakening as you're much prettier than she is."

"Well, Paul, you gotta do whatcha gotta do... me. Right now. Just let me pull over."

FTC: 'No Jack! I still have feelings for Audrey. And anyway, I'm not that easy. I will resist, you beast!'

*Jack reclines the seats and takes his jacket off*

Jack: 'Whatever'

Paul: 'Oh OK...'

SM:  *Tony arrives magically in the backseat and stares at his fingernails innocently* "Trust me, Paul. You want to resist. The years of pent-up lust make the end result so much better, kay?"

FTC:  Jack: 'Excellent! Threesome! Just relax there for a while Paul, we'll show you how its done...'

Paul: '.....'

Tony: *smirks*

SM: I officially will get NOTHING done today now lol.

LMAO! I just love convo's like that...anyway, I confessed to having started a Jack/Paul slash fic, which I am now committed to posting. Dammit! It runs ever so well in my head, but not sure how I'm going to get it down properly. EEK! Heh heh...it'll be worth it in the end though, no doubt about that! :D :D