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...females out there. Is it normal that when the object of your desire breaks up with his girlfriend and mentions that he's not that bothered about getting back with her and she wants more effort from him and he's not sure its worth it...is it normal to say things like, 'If she's worth it, you'll make the effort,' and 'it's stupid to throw away a good thing because you're feeling lazy, idiot.'? Y'know, because then the inevitable happens and he goes back to her.

No. No, it is not. Clearly, the correct response is, 'Dude, she's seventeen, you're twenty-two and you do nothing but fight, you're mature and she's not, you're not in love with her and you cheat on her all the time and get over yourself and play the field if you want to but don't string her along in the meantime, you fool. And by the way, you want to hook up tonight for drinks and sex?'

I should have gone with the correct response. It would have been so much better all round. Er. Except for the girlfriend in question but y'know, he doesn't treat her right anyway so maybe she's better off without him. La?

Good news = predicted A's for English today and recieved A on written homework. Hurrah.

Bad news = two essays and two sets of questions to do on Hamlet by tomorrow but, just no. It's not going to happen. Because today also included two shifts at work and I am too tired to do anything but mindlessly post this crap.

And who the fuck knew that you had to choose a college at Durham to apply there? On top of that - um. Oxford. WHAT?!! You motherfuckers. I can do English at Christ Church and I can do History at Christ Church but I can't do English and History, as one course, at Christ Church?

You motherfuckers. I'd set my mind on that one damn it. That course and that college.

Motherfuckers.