Cos this game is always crack...

[fightingthecage]

YOUR PORN STAR NAME (NAME OF FIRST PET+STREET YOU LIVE ON):
Kelly Main (Riiiight...)

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (YOUR MIDDLE NAME + GRANDFATHERS FIRST NAME):
Jayne Peter. Or Jayne Charles, depending on which grandfather we're talking about. And if we're talking extended grandfathers - Jayne Eammon (step-grandad) or Jayne Ray (surrogate grandad). And wow, Jayne Ray sounds like I should either be in Star Wars or Star Trek. Awesome!

YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME (FIRST WORD YOU SEE ON YOUR LEFT+FAVOURITE RESTAURANT):
Fresh Wagamamma (Wow. OK, that should totally be my porn name)

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS (FAVORITE SPICE+LAST VACATION SPOT):
Cinammon Ireland (*snorfle*)

SOCIALITE ALIAS (SILLIEST CHILDHOOD NICKNAME+TOWN WHERE YOU FIRST PARTIED.):
Peanut Munich (Yep, can see me at an Embassy party with that name)

DETECTIVE ALIAS (FAVORITE BABY ANIMAL+WHERE YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL):
Foal Dene Magna (Just no)

BARFLY ALIAS (LAST SNACK FOOD YOU ATE+YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK):
Mince Pie Lager (BWAH!)

SOAP OPERA ALIAS (MIDDLE NAME+STREET WHERE YOU FIRST LIVED):
Jayne the Rocks (Again, porn name)

ROCK STAR ALIAS (FAVORITE CANDY+LAST NAME OF FAVORITE MUSICIAN):
Flake Mercury (*heads to registry office to immediately change name*)