NOOOoooooooooooooo!

Amazon has just informed me that The Time Traveller's Wife is going to be made into a movie...starring Brad Pitt. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I don't mind Brad Pitt. The Oceans series, along with Fight Club, has awakened his hotness for me. But that's the point...Henry DeTamble isn't supposed to be that hot. He's supposed to look quirky. I see him as a slightly exaggerated John Cusack (who would be a good person to cast if his traits weren't so obvious).

If they're making this book into a movie and ruin it, I'll cry. I'm serious. It is such a perfect book and I love it so much, I can't stand to think it might get fucked up. It's the reason it's almost impossible for me to play Henry in-bar. I don't want to mess it up, even if not that many people (that I know of) have read him.

Augh.