I list because I can

i) Evie is getting her first tooth! It is very exciting. You can just see the line of it on her bottom gum - explains why she's been a bit grumpy on and off for the last couple of weeks but really, there's not been that much difference. She's still a happy little camper 95% of the time.

ii) Saturday morning I had a dream that I was a man, engaged to a woman, yet having an affair. With Mr. T. I am not kidding. He was introducing me to being gay and there was even a sex shower scene which was strangely hot disturbing. Perhaps because he kept all his gold necklaces on.

iii) There is no three.

ETA: In case anyone was wondering, Dream!T is hung (though why are you wondering that? Pervert) and I'm pretty sure he called me a fool at one point, only not a crazy one so that's OK.