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[fightingthecage]

i) Evie is getting her first tooth! It is very exciting. You can just see the line of it on her bottom gum - explains why she's been a bit grumpy on and off for the last couple of weeks but really, there's not been that much difference. She's still a happy little camper 95% of the time.

ii) Saturday morning I had a dream that I was a man, engaged to a woman, yet having an affair. With Mr. T. I am not kidding. He was introducing me to being gay and there was even a sex shower scene which was strangely hot disturbing. Perhaps because he kept all his gold necklaces on.

iii) There is no three.

ETA: In case anyone was wondering, Dream!T is hung (though why are you wondering that? Pervert) and I'm pretty sure he called me a fool at one point, only not a crazy one so that's OK.

Comments

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

i) You're right! I even have one of those...and had forgotten until right now. So, thanks!

ii) Yep. Pretty much my reaction when I woke up.

[shadowofdoubt.livejournal.com]

i) Yay! Soon you'll be able to feed her food! Since she can, you know, chew and all. XD

ii) . . . . . . . . wow. I love your weird brain. XD

iii) Aw. I was hoping for something to top the ghey secks. :(

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

i) She eats food now! On top of pureed stuff, she has lumpy mashed banana and crusts of bread and yesterday had her first cube of cheese (her face was brilliant). She sort of gums things into submission. *so proud*

ii) ...I wasn't sure whether to love or hate my weird brain that morning, honestly.

iii) What could ever top ghey secks with Mr. T, honestly? I couldn't even attempt it.

[shadowofdoubt.livejournal.com]

i) Mashed banana is not food, it's the end result of a monkey's digestive system. (I despise bananas, mashed or otherwise.) But yay for cheese. XD

ii) I'd have settled for somewhere inbetween, that limbo-land of befuddled amusement.

iii) You just wait. Thanks to this post I'll probably end up having some sort of sex dream about, say, Oscar the Grouch. Furry(ish) googly-eyed garbage-enhanced raunch might top Mr. T. (. . . I may have just made myself ill with that mental image. :P)

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

i) I'm quite with you on bananas actually - I quite like the taste but they don't agree with me at all so, bad association with them. I feel weird buying them for her but they're her favourite1 She must take after her dad.

iii) I so so hope you do now. Because I will LMAO and point and say how much you deserve it for even daring to think that there might be something weirder than shagging Mr. T, with his gold on. After randomly swapping genders (though I am usually a guy in my dreams, I'm not sure what that means).

[shadowofdoubt.livejournal.com]

iii) I wish I was a guy in my dreams. I would so like to have a penis. (At least every once in a while, for the novelty aspect. XD)

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

Dude, I swear, I wake up sometimes and am sure I still have one (in particularly vivid dreams). And sometimes I'm glad its gone and sometimes I'm disappointed. It's weird. It seems so real at times.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

ii) ... I LOL'D.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

ii) I did too! Only, in sort of horror. 0_0

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

xD At least you didn't dream you were well-hung!Mr. T?

... idk if that's better or worse, really.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

Actually, that's quite a terrifying thought. I mean, as a guy, I was quite well-hung also but nowhere near the monster that guy had. Besides, just the wtf? involved with being Mr. T himself? Would probably make me explode in unpleasant ways. So yeah.

[innerbrat]

1) Can't be. She's only a week old, dammit!

Time had better stop this 'passing' thing it's doing.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

i) Y'know, all week I've been staring at a photo of her from her first week and no matter how hard I try, I can't really remember her being that small. It's disconcerting. It really is true when people say how fast kids grow up. :(