Cos this game is always crack...

YOUR PORN STAR NAME (NAME OF FIRST PET+STREET YOU LIVE ON):
Kelly Main (Riiiight...)

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (YOUR MIDDLE NAME + GRANDFATHERS FIRST NAME):
Jayne Peter. Or Jayne Charles, depending on which grandfather we're talking about. And if we're talking extended grandfathers - Jayne Eammon (step-grandad) or Jayne Ray (surrogate grandad). And wow, Jayne Ray sounds like I should either be in Star Wars or Star Trek. Awesome!

YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME (FIRST WORD YOU SEE ON YOUR LEFT+FAVOURITE RESTAURANT):
Fresh Wagamamma (Wow. OK, that should totally be my porn name)

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS (FAVORITE SPICE+LAST VACATION SPOT):
Cinammon Ireland (*snorfle*)

SOCIALITE ALIAS (SILLIEST CHILDHOOD NICKNAME+TOWN WHERE YOU FIRST PARTIED.):
Peanut Munich (Yep, can see me at an Embassy party with that name)

DETECTIVE ALIAS (FAVORITE BABY ANIMAL+WHERE YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL):
Foal Dene Magna (Just no)

BARFLY ALIAS (LAST SNACK FOOD YOU ATE+YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK):
Mince Pie Lager (BWAH!)

SOAP OPERA ALIAS (MIDDLE NAME+STREET WHERE YOU FIRST LIVED):
Jayne the Rocks (Again, porn name)

ROCK STAR ALIAS (FAVORITE CANDY+LAST NAME OF FAVORITE MUSICIAN):
Flake Mercury (*heads to registry office to immediately change name*)

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Because I am soooo tired, I will now proceed to talk utter crap. Lucky flist.

1. Ummm...*forgot what I was going to say*

OK yeah...if gmail/LJ doesn't sort their shit out with notifications, I'm throwing my laptop outta the window!!! And it isn't even mine! And it won't do any good anyway!

But seriously, how am I supposed to RP porn properly if I don't get notifications and so miss tags for hours. WTF?!

2. The 'Is Kiefer gay OMGWTFBBQ!!1!' thing totally cracks my shit up. Because - duh! Also, I soooo hope he's on drugs, because that would make me laugh. Only not if he died.

3. I'm really thirsty

4. I got a job last week - and have not made it into one day yet. Don't ask me what's up with that shit (or why I keep referring to everything as 'shit' as though I were a homie or something. I have a friend in LA who's a gangsta homie but I haven't seen him in over a year so it's really no excuse that I still talk like him).

5. Ugh. Or hurrah! depending on which way you look at it. I'm not going home for Christmas! I'm staying in my house with my flatmate and her annoying BF and going to spend Chrimbo completely hammered and watching Christmas specials on TV! Awesome!



ETA: 6. I can't stop singing Mariah Carey's version of 'All I Want For Christmas'. Complete with high-pitched screeching audible only to dogs. Even deaf ones - I'm sure the noise is what's making my flatmates stone-deaf spaniel bark like a crazy mad thing. 0_o

Someone kill me. Please.