I'm only twenty years old. The longer I wait, the longer I SUFFER.

[fightingthecage]

Apparantly, 'castration without malice' is actually a...thing. According to this documentary I just started wataching. Does this happen enough for it to actually warrant a name? Odd.

Anyway, this dude interviewed just cracked me up. He said, 'These guys had all earrings and tattoos, crazy stuff like that.' To which his friend added, 'We thought they were gay.' Like being gay was something from another planet. Hilarious!

Anyway. Life. I have done homework! The homework I missed todays lesson to do. This is a first. Usually I skive in order to do work and then totally dont do it. I am impressed with myself.

Also, I was very chuffed to realise today that my favourite treadmill at the gym does, in fact, measure distance and speed in miles and not kilometres. This is pertinent because I have been trying to run at 10mph thinking it was 10kmh and wondering why I was finding it difficult.

Yes, I am a plank. That is all.

ETA: OMG. Oh my fucking God. This guy - who has castrated himself, using a farming implement - just handed said implement to his sister and had her try and guess what it was for. Then asked her if she knew what a eunuch was. She's all 'yeah' and he jumps in straight away with, 'you're related to one.'

This was his idea of a tactful way to let her know that he is now a eunuch. Wow.

Comments

[mulefa.livejournal.com]

10mph - bloody hell you ask a lot of yourself!!

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

Not any more I dont! Well, only sometimes. I wouldn't have done it if I didn't think it was 10kph. I am just that stupid.

But sprinting is fun, even if I am total crap at it. :D

[mulefa.livejournal.com]

I nearly died running 3 miles very slowly on treadmill last night

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

...I would die if I ran three miles, slowly or not. 0_0! Go you!

[mulefa.livejournal.com]

LOL - running a quarter leg of a half marathon on Sunday so thought I should get in some practice

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Is that for charity or just for fun or what? Good luck! Drink lots of water. :)