THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW! HAS JENSEN RESOLVED HIS ANGST OVER JARED AND THEIR MASSIVE FALL-OUT AROUND SEPTEMBER (WHILE 4X07 WAS FILMING) AND DECIDED TO USE A BEARD, WHILE STILL SHARING A HOUSE WITH HIS LOVER AND BEING JEALOUS OVER HIM GOING TO A CON WITH MISHA WHO IS IN A THREE WAY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS SEX THERAPIST WIFE AND OTHER UNNAMED BIRD? MY LIFE IS OVER UNTIL I FIND OUT.
I haven't laughed this hard in ever. It is the only redeeming feature of the last ninety minutes of my life.
DON'T FORGET THE BIT ABOUT HOW JARED IS A DIVA STIRRING UP TROUBLE ON SET BECAUSE HE HATES WORKING ON SPN AND WANTS TO BE A MOVIE STAR, WHICH IS WHY HE GOES OUT FOR ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S DATES WITH GENEVIEVE BUT REALLY SHE'S HIS BEARD, BECAUSE JARED IS TRYING TO PATCH THINGS UP WITH JENSEN WHO WENT TO STAY WITH SOMEONE ELSE FOR A FEW DAYS.
OH YES THAT WAS ORIGINALLY WHAT I WANTED TO SAY BUT THERE WAS SO MUCH ELSE TO FIT IN AND IT ALL ATE MY BRAIN BUT THE POINT IS 'IF HE'S BEEN GAY FOR AS LONG AS I THINK HE HAS, THEN I THINK HIS FRIENDS PROBABLY KNOW' WHICH IS NICE BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE IF ANYONE HAS INFORMED JARED AND JENSEN THAT THEY ARE GAY YET SO AT LEAST THEIR FRIENDS CAN LET THEM IN ON THE SECRET IF THEY'RE NOT TOO BUSY WITH THEIR BEARDS AT GOLF TOURNEYS AND PLANNING THEIR MEGA MOVIE CAREERS WHILE STLLL BEING PERSONALLY CONFLICTED AND MISERABLE.
In all seriousness, I've heard you talk about how crazy fandom was/is but I had no idea. None.
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Date: 2009-03-22 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-23 12:06 am (UTC)I haven't laughed this hard in ever. It is the only redeeming feature of the last ninety minutes of my life.
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Date: 2009-03-23 12:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-23 12:19 am (UTC)In all seriousness, I've heard you talk about how crazy fandom was/is but I had no idea. None.