Hugging is really more appropriate in airports

metro_weird wins with the headlines and photo captions today. I particularly adore the one with the nun. So much so that I think I'll link it, even though I wasn't going to. Here! Man. I am once again reduced to helpless giggles. And remember - Hugging: Careful now!

One day to go. Nothing to do. I am in a state of nervous tension the like of which I haven't felt since the last time I was on stage. I am going to go and bake delicious things and then devour them while watching the footy tonight. Oh yes.

Cops probe rude Buddha

I've just seen my first Chrimbo advert of the year on TV! Mwhahaha! I can has Christmas noaw?

Wedding gift has been purchased for Ex-Housemate Jen. Practical household stuff as that what was on her wedding list - I'll totally take personal stuff up with me to give her because really, are chopping boards and bathmats really good presents? No. Useful maybe, but not fun. So she'll get the cool stuff when I see her. Plus, its her birthday today! So she deserves wine and chocolates and CD's and stuff.

In more sombre news: wtf is up with Burma? All those monks disappearing actually freaks me out. I guess its a question of how many don't get killed, rather than how many will. Or have already been. And it creeps me out the way the government shut down the internet and were searching people on the street for cameras and recording equipment, so that no one from outside the country could find out what's going on. It's craziness that stuff like that still goes on in the 21st century. I hope something actually gets done this time.

Also, the inquest into Diana's death has started - and apparently, Prince Philip is at the centre of the allegations that the Royal Family had something to do with having Diana and Dodi killed. All I can say to that is, what the flying fuck? OK, he's a racist old fool but seriously, what?

God, I'm bored. Have been reminded that I need to type out a birth plan for the midwives at the hospital. Had totally forgotten about this, blah. Still, will give me something to do.

ETA: *snorfle* Was just at the shop and was confronted with a headline on one of those women's magazines that read, 'I can't stop squirting my lover with cream!' Firstly, why is this worthy of being a headline? Is it really the sort of thing that would induce someone to buy a magazine? And secondly, why is it even a problem? I can't imagine her lover really objects.

Perhaps she's lactose intolerant.