Squashed tomatoes and stew

I am so lame. Mary, I hope you're still awake to read this - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You are made of awesome. You are made of awesome. I hope life is treating you well and giving you all the great things you deserve. *massive hugs*

And Karen, I hope your day was awesome too! :D!

And a meme, ganked from birdseyeview

Pick one word from each pair that you think describes me the best and leave it in the comments. Then copy this and post it in your own journal (if you want to do so) to see how your friends view you.

*dominant or submissive
*logical or intuitive
*social or loner
*kinky or vanilla
*cute or sophisticated
*kitten or puppy
*warm flannel sheets or sleek satin
*leader or follower
*quiet or talkative
*spontaneous or planned
*teddy bear or porcelain doll
*hiking or window shopping
*tequila or vodka
*top or bottom
*bare foot or shoes
*jeans or slacks
*tender or rough
*aware or dreamy
*nerd or jock
*brains or brawn
*common sense or book smarts
*pretty or sexy

I've been sober now for three whole months, it's one accomplishment that you helped me with

Dear Dude Next Door

Wtf man? I'm trying to write an angsty drug lord, will you please quit banging about putting up a new fence? Lesbians live there! They're supposed to be good with power tools (according to QaF) so they can do it themselves when they're home from work in the EVENING!

No love

Me

ALSO! To people who put in that meme that I'm a nerd and not a Jock - OMGWTFBBQ!!1! I'm a sports nut, how could y'all say that?! *cries only not really*

It is hot.

And I checked my bank balance today to see if I had £2 to get the bus home tomorrow, thereby saving myself a five mile walk...only to discover that my mother had put £50 in my account two days ago! *huggles the mother* Now I have smokes and can condition my hair again. Yay! I am happy.

OK, angsty fic. Lead on Christian soldiers...

...which reminds me, Happy 4th you lovely Yanks! *glomps all round* :D!

Woodward told Stoner that the Post had a responsibility to correct an error

Gooooooooooooooooooooo Italia!

Yeah! Italy won, 2-0. OK, so I feel sorry for the Germans. They played well and they've put on a fantastic tournament. Yvonne, my condolences. *hugs* But Italy played better on the night I think, even though it was close. And a fantastic semi final. Hope tomorrow's is just as good - COME ON PORTUGAL!!

In other random news (and possibly TMI) - Mad Jake got so drunk last night he peed on Housemate Jen's bedroom floor. Why do men do that when they're drunk? Ew. Quite frankly, Saturday can't come soon enough. I'll be rid of him forever, hurrah!