Whisper words of wisdom

It's 07:20. It's Sunday morning.

Can someone please explain to me why, twenty minutes ago, a roadcrew showed up right outside my window and started drilling a fucking hole in the road? WHY?! *kills things*

I'm rolling thunder, pouring rain...

Bwhahaha!

The torture of Writer's Block (with commentary by the Inner Monolouge)!

Shown to me by the rather marvellous arabwel - *waves at new buddy* - and it made me chuckle mightily. An example being...

Writer's Block is a weekly children's TV show for young and aspiring authors

since when do kids aspire to be authors? They all want to be firemen and ice cream truck drivers.

The show stars Oprah

why?

and her two friends Oscar Wilde

it's obligatory, but still...

and Pancho Villa

now there's just no excuse for that.

The show concentrates around the trio's efforts to start up a community theatre in inner city Harlem. But The Man is holding them down

Oscar Wilde's not a minority, but I think by now people will have already forgotten I mentioned him. Well, I suppose he's gay... Wait, hold on...

Oscar Wilde is a minority

fixed it.

They launch an all-out aerial assault against The Man by

I need that animated .gif of the black kid yelling "that's racist!" Where did I see that? Somewhere on the albinoblacksheep forums... fuck it, I don't want to have go find it.

Let's try just writing whatever I think...