GRRRR!

Piss poo bitch wank, bastard pissing bollocks...

So goes the standard 'everything is shit' swear-phrase. What the fuck? I know this makes no sense - I was in a great mood half an hour ago, excited about planning trip to Russia, hyped over a great ep of 24, everything was cool - and now, because I can't work out how to use a fucking Photo program on my computer, I'm in a foul mood and feel like crap. What's that about?

I so need to get a life.

And fuck, my mate's coming to pick me up at 10:30am this morning - thats 8 hours from now and there's no way i can sleep and I've got shitloads to do. Which means I'll be knackered tomorrow when I should be enjoying getting pissed with my good friends in front of the football. I need to sort my shit out, this cant go on.

*Rant officially over*

Soldier (OneShot)

Well, I did go listen to some Eminem like I said I was going to...and then this happened...

Decidedly dodgy, but it served its purpose.

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( Soldier )