Baby you can drive my car

[fightingthecage]

*pokes Bump* Ahahaha. There's a whole lot of those fake contractions going on tonight. Like, they're just not stopping. Perhaps Scribble and/or my body is objecting to the time spent lugging things around this evening.

Or perhaps The Uterus is going, 'Y HALO THAR! YOU'RE DUE IN TWO DAYS!' and is gearing up for something. Hmmm. Interesting.

Well. I'm going to deal with this by going to bed. It seems the only sensible option. Perhaps by tomorrow things will have chilled out again and I can go back to only being aware of my kid in an abstract kind of hand-wavey, 'yeah, I know it's coming soon but whatever' kind of way.

Ahahahaha.

Comments

[shadowofdoubt.livejournal.com]

*petpetpet!*

(But how do you know they're the fake ones?!) :-O

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

*hugs* You're going to be well-cared for, whatever happens.

going to bed is a very good and sensible option. *gives you good-luck kitty*

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

(Because they're not strong enough to be real yet!

...and man, if they were real then, with the amount of them, I would have been delivering right then and there on my living room floor. 0_0!)

It has calmed down again now, thankfully. :)

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

Ha! I lay awake for four hours. telling myself it would pass. And it did! Eventually. Like, after I fell asleep.

Still, can't help feeling that, while Scribble may be late, I dont think it'll be very late, y'know?

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

No, it seems like your bebbe is making him/herself known.

Eeeeeeeee, bebbe! :)

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

SQUEEEEE! *bounces*

[winterowl.livejournal.com]

*blinkblink*


I would soooo be at the hospital by now. LOL I is the nervous kind.

Good luck!