*snicker*

[fightingthecage]

OMG! Boris might get to be Mayor of London! HEE! This man is total crack. I want him to win just because of that which is probably very wrong. Imagine all the people he could offend though! Brilliant! And check that hair. Mwhahaha!

I am part-way through the chores I need to do in order to have my flat ready for both the arrival of Scribble, and my mother post-Scribble. This, naturally, involves uploading photos on to my computer and being on LJ right now. Of course. Although I did have to break for food, hence this procrastination is totally valid really. Anyway. So far I have dragged my trunk (which is brilliant by the way. Its Victorian or something and I got it off ebay because I had always wanted one of those trunks that look like a pirate chest that you'd discover on the bottom of the ocean. It's exactly like that! Unweildy to drag around but so awesome) into my bedroom, cleared it of random crap and it is now a receptacle for my many pairs of shoes. When I have aired it more, it will also become a handy place to keep spare quilts/pillows/blankets etc. Because its just that massive, fo' real. How the fuck did kids drag these off to boarding school anyway? No wheels! But SO COOL!

Loving on my random trunk aside, I have also set up my nice table that used to be my grandmothers' and it now holds a lamp and my telephones and a pad for taking messages even! Which I will never use as precisely two people have my landline number and I rarely answer it anyway. But it looks nice! Things have been tidied. I have done a load of laundry. I have tied the bathroom cabinet and found a good storage place for make-up which is good because it keeps it out of the way and its not like I'm going to be using it for bloody ages.

And thats about it. I still have boxes to tackle and go through and move out of the way, and I must haul the spare mattress out from under my bed and tonight I must pack my bag for the hospital because really, its getting stupidly late to be leaving that. But all in all, things shouldn't take long. I will finish up tonight, tomorrow I will clean the kitchen and bathroom and vacuum and then I will be all done and ready to go.

Now, where's my baby?

ETA: Also, *snorfle* The West Wing staff must DESPAIR. When will someone teach Shrub how to speak? I hope never because its just too amusing.

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[silverpenlight.livejournal.com]

SPEAKING OF AMUSING THINGS. My spam filter on one of my email addresses has always been crap, which is why I only use it for comment notifs. But today I was deleting some of the messages, and these two beauties popped up. Same message, different translators.

Girls always hee-hawed at me and even fellows did in the national john!
Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took Me - ga - Di k
for 6 months and now my pecker is immensely largest than civil.

Ladies always whizgiggled at me and even blokes did in the unrestricted comfort station!
Well, now I smil at them, because I took Me - ga - Di k
for 6 months and now my pecker is excessively bigger than federal.

BEST. THING. EVER.

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

*DIES* OMG, that's brilliant! HEE!

[silverpenlight.livejournal.com]

I whizgiggled. Very, very hard XDDDD

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

*snorfle* I definitely need to whizgiggle more often. Or perhaps hee-haw.

[silverpenlight.livejournal.com]

In the unrestricted comfort section?

[fightingthecage.livejournal.com]

Well, one certainly wouldn't want to whizgiggle uncomfortably.

[silverpenlight.livejournal.com]

This is true, this is true!

*whizgiggles*