Tracer lighting up the sky...
Mar. 14th, 2011 11:39 pmI want this. Or rather, something similar. I would have different words underneath, and the edges of a few pictures, a couple of other bits and bobs. It would be awesome. MUST. HAVE.
So, I took this test...
http://community.sparknotes.com/gender/
...which I was told to take by meddlesomewoe It guesses your gender from your replies to its questions. I told her that I had already taken it ages ago and they had told me that I was a man. But in the interests of science and...y'know, boredom, I took it again. And yes, it's official - for the second time, I am a man.
They were 8% certain of this. And compared to others who have taken the test, there are "26% more male than you — 6% like you — 67% more female than you" This is what they told me. Just to round it off, they kindly informed me that
"Statistically speaking, you are a man—whether you know it or not."
Hmph. Charming. Do you think this is because when they asked 'in a certain light, nuclear war would be exciting?'...I answered 'yes'? Could be. Obviously I was thinking about 24 at the time. Promise.
Ummm....yes. I'm going to go check how my prostate is developing now. Hell, there's gotta be some advantages to being a FauxMale, right?
...say 'Fuck it' and move on to the next challenge.
Next up - skins. Or whatever they're called. I don't like the one I get when I look at my 'Most recent' entries - it makes no sense, and I can't go from there to 'edit' or whatever.
*wonders if self needs a paid account to change the format*
Sod it. Will go and try.
If I'm not back in 30 minutes, my computer has eaten me for its own safety and well being...
OK, I'm going to master this damn thing...
Failed.
*confused*
Edit.
Delete.
Failed.
*getting mad*
*check photobucket*
*light dawns*
D'oh!!!
*hits 'blog' button above the picture, and....
...et voila.
A snarling, smoking Kiefer is magically on my screen....
YAY!!!!!! Woo HOO! So easy!
Honestly, if I had a brain I'd be dangerous.
*smacks head repeatedly into wall*
*which may explain a lot*
I am a computer dunce. It's official and has been official for a long time.I'm not quite as bad as my mother, but then, no one could be that bad. So anyway, WOOHOO! *leaps around and hits head on ceiling* I worked out how to re-size pics so now there can be avatars and pretty pictures of Kiefer... :D
Of course, when I say I worked it out, I did have help. at the start (which I didnt understand but only because I'm thick, not the helpers). So Wiseguy and FSSLM, I know you dont read this but thanks guys!
I stuck the pics up n Photobucket (v. proud of self for working that out too) and even managed to link the album to LJ. So now...hmmm. Lol, have no clue of the point of that or how to make anything work, but its a start I guess... I really should work out what a link thing is anyway so I can post in the 24 community. Other people do it so it cant be that hard, right? *sigh* Hard life, being a computer twat.
Whatever, I'm in a good mood now. No more wanting the perfect pic and being unable to get it. WOOHOO!!
I'll try and do something with a pic here just cos I can (or cant, as will probably turn out to be the case :D).
......
Nope, didnt work. Hmmm. Try again.
......
Hmmm....
Sod it. Some other time. WOOHOO! :D :D
Fucking hell....I got toothache again. Been bugging me on and off for a few weeks, now it's damn permanent. I'm soooo getting every single last fucking tooth pulled out and just getting falsies. This is beyond a joke, seriously.
In other news...what am I saying? There is no other news. Oh - but England won their match tonight, so that kicks ass. Go boys! :D World Cup, here we come! :)
And I really want to go and write my Mexico fic but I just can't seem to muster the energy. There's so much of it in my head, I think I'm kind of worried that I won't get it all down. I want it to feel different and have more depth than anything I've written thus far but then - I wanted that for 'Peace' too. And I got it at first, and then it just turned into a big old mess IMO. I need to find some way to focus this one (which will be called Cum Tacent Clamant), so that I dont lose control of it - there are some very definite themes that I want to get across.
Ah well. The only way to get it done is to do it. And there's nothing else to do so - yeah, might as well get stuck in.
Have you ever heard a song and wanted to make a movie, just so you could put it in the soundtrack? I get that quite a lot - and last night I was listening to Metallica's version of 'Loverman.' All I could think was 'Wow - you could do the most debauched, down-and -dirty, visceral, filthy sex scene to this song - and it would be the hottest thing ever.' I almost got off just listening to it. So yeah - would v. much like to see Kiefer performing said sex scene, obviously. :D
In other news - my Grandmother is about to die. Like, today probably. Which sucks beyond anything.